October 21, 2009

THE END OF THE WORLD IS COMING!

Fox News, of course, has that as a developing story.



I mean, really? Will The World End In 2012? Many People Believe So! Will Pop Rocks and Soda give you ulcers? Many Mythologists Believe So! Will Sarah Palin Grow A Single Functioning Brain Cell? Many.... well, okay, bad example. Will Fox Ever Make A Genre Movie That Is Not Insulting To Somebody With A Brain? Okay, also a bad example. Will Murdoch's Wall Street Journal Actually Stop Reporting Goldman-Sachs Sponsored Bullshit? Darn, I just can't seem to get that whole "finding a similarly stupid thing" going today.

To quote the expert on all matters doomsday-related, Professor Hubert Farnsworth: "Good news, everyone! We're all going to die."

"Oh, no."

"In 2012"

"Yay!"

"But before Christmas."

"Oh, no."

"So no presents are needed."

"Yay!"