March 10, 2010

THIS YEAR'S FIRST DARWIN AWARD NOMINEE

Well, one can hope, but unfortunately she survived the crash.
A two-car crash on a Florida highway was caused by a 37-year-old woman who was shaving her bikini area while in the driver's seat, according to the Florida Highway Patrol. Her ex-husband was steering from the passenger seat.

Megan Mariah Barnes and her ex-husband Charles Judy were driving southbound Tuesday morning when they slammed into the back of a pick-up driven by David Schoff after he slowed to take a turn, CBS station WFOR-TV reports.

Barnes said she was meeting her boyfriend in Key West and wanted to be "ready for the visit," trooper Gary Dunick explained.
Read the last line, taken from this story here, again. Read it carefully. Shudder at the notion that somebody this stupid was getting ready to get laid by her new boyfriend... while he ex-husband was steering the car from the passenger seat. Uh, what?! Class, when you watch things like Jackass or any of the old Farelly movies, you do know that they are not supposed to inspire you, right?

You do know that, right?

Please tell me you know that.