July 7, 2010

HOW TO RECOGNISE A STUPID JOURNO, OR TWO DEGREES OF HITLER!

Simple. As proven by the Sowetan newspaper today, all it takes to do what our English neighbours have been doing for decades. Play the Germans in football?

Wait for it! Wait for it...

Bastian Schweinsteiger has the "fearsome aura of Hitler".

Oh, and yes, we "blitzed" the Argentina team. Note that apparently we didn't play them, no, we blitzed them. Because that's what Germans do, didn't you know? We are apparently still all stuck in the fucking time loop that ran between 1933 and 1945! Yes, because for some "journalists", you know the ones, the cheap, fucking lazy ones, they couldn't have come up with anything better. Germans? Football? HITLER!

You know, only Glenn Beck would have been one degree faster in this game.

Germans! HITLER!

It exposes more about the "journalist" writing up this shit than it does about us. As a nation. let me do that to some others, just to expose the hypocrisy and cheap fucking lazy attitude that is thrown around.

Every single fucking time.

South Africa? APARTHEID! No, wait. BLACK RACISM!

Great Britain? MASS MURDER AROUND THE GLOBE THROUGH THE EMPIRE!

Spain? THE INQUISITION!

USA? MULTIPLE GENOCIDE! SLAVERY! MORE GENOCIDE!

See how easy that is?

Oh, and yes, the first person who tells this bullshit to my face will get bitchslapped from here into next week. No. More like, next year. And yes, bitchslapped. Not pimpslapped. You don't deserve a pimpslap.