It was that damn squid Paul, I'm telling you. Picked out the Spanish! Well, Paul, my man, it's time for you to get down and dirty. I'll be having you today with some french dressing, some fries and fry you up like a bitch.
And while I'm at it, I will also lock up German TV commentator/Ex-Who he? football star Günther Netzer, because whenever he's commentating, the German team plays bad. Coincidence? I think not! And even if... that man is going on my nerves, has been going on my nerves for how many years now? 10?
Tonight at my place: Calamari a'la Netzer! Come all! We shall eat this hangover away!