July 3, 2010

LI'L RASCALS DEMOLISH ARGENTINA! 4:0!

Yes! Maradona now fucking knows who the hell Thomas Müller is!

And what Bastian Schweinsteiger did in prepping for 3:0? That was pure humiliation! No, no... I want you to think about this. Germany is humiliating Argentina. Let me repeat that.

GERMANY IS HUMILIATING ARGENTINA!

When the hell did we learn how to play football? I mean, not just fight football, but actually play it? I tell you when. When coach Joachim Löw decided to go for the youngest team ever. And they said, thank you.

And now it is our turn.

To say thank you.

Go, Li'l Rascals! Go all the way!