... the fact that Paladino had to walk back some of his hateful speeches so fucked up on of his greatest backers, ultra-orthodox Rabbi Levin, that he committed this delightfully comical Freudian slip published by the New York Times right now.
Rabbi Levin said he was especially upset that Mr. Paladino gave him no notice that he planned to back away from the comments.Yes. Baby! Choke on that salami!
“I was in the middle of eating a kosher pastrami sandwich,” Rabbi Levin said. "While I was eating it, they come running and they say, ‘Paladino became gay!’ I said, ‘What?’ And then they showed me the statement. I almost choked on the kosher salami.”
It's okay... as long as it is kosher.
But wait. It gets better! At the end of the article, the Rabbi gives us a wonderful impression of somebody, who... well, let's just say, it would belong more in a movie on Lifetime than in the real world of politics.
Despite his unhappiness, Rabbi Levin did leave the door open for a reconciliation. “Carl, we’ll leave the light on for you,” he said. “Come back, Carl.”Yes, Carl. Come back! I left the light on for you. Am I the only one who after reading this thought, "get a room, you two. And eat that kosher salami... eat it, suck it, make the most of it. Nom Nom Nom"?
And these two are the ones going after gays... oh, brother.