December 27, 2011

WHAT YOU DON'T SEE... ARE SYLVESTER STALLONE'S INCREDIBLY TINY BALLS


Well, kids, if 30 is the new 20 and 40 is the new 30 (hey, that's awesome, I just dropped 10+ years in a moment, gosh, that feels like working out), then apparently - if you are a Hollywood star -  65 is the new Frankenstein.

At least that was my immediate reaction to the first still photo of Stallone in the new Walter Hill Murderfest A Bullet To The Head.

Now, I have talked about Stallone's rather iffy morals considering paying people for their jobs, especially when they are located in a different country, but now I at least understand why Mr. Sly can't afford to pay people.

To have a "body" like this at 65, that requires a lot of drug use (and the ones stating that this comes all from exercise and healthy living, guys, Stallone was not only caught with Human growth Hormone [HGH] in Australia, he also is rather open about swallowing this shit down like M&Ms)... what it doesn't do?

It doesn't make you look remotely human.

But then again, let's take a look at how Channing Tatum, Taylor Lautner et al will "enhance" their bodies in another 40 years. I suspect cybernetic enhancements, perhaps gene therapy.

Ridiculous...